Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
