I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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