we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
My breasts were aching with rage.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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