It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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