There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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