My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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