we're blogging at a bar
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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