I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
you would pick up someone in the library
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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