and next time when you feel me up, do it right
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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