i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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