actually, I'm a sock model
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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