Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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