His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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