I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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