i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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