is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
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