Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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