Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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