Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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