We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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