Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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