If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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