Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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