I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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