I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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