great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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