Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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