just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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