Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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