Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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