I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Everclear isn't food dammit
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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