Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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