do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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