is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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