I'm eating all of the evidence.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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