Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
