I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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