One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize