I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
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