Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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