Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
