i just google imaged poop.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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