Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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