found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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