Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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