Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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