Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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