where am i from again
I don't think brook has ever known best
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
