so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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