Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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