Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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