Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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