I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
