I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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