Midget sex pt 2 tonight
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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