At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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