I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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