After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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